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"HALLOWEEN" [1978
- Compass International Pictures] - * * * * |
| A boy who brutally murdered his sister on Halloween,
1963, is now full grown in the "Present" which is now to us 1978. Michael
Myers, the boy, was placed into a sanitarium for the past 14 years and
364 days. His Doctor, Sam Loomis(Donald Pleasence), found no signs of reaction
from the boy who grew to be a man. Michael just sat as though he was waiting
for something; and he was! That night, Myers broke out of the sanitarium!
He was ready to complete what he started in 1963, the death of innocence!
Meanwhile ,in his hometown(Haddonfield, IL), Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis)
and her friends Annie and Lynda, were setting their plans for the upcoming
holiday, Halloween, as they are stalked by a man in a white mask! Wonder
who that is?
This film is stylishly written by Debra Hill and director, John Carpenter,
with a great cast! "Halloween" spawned many repeats and sequels, but none
were better made than this one!
Rated R by the MPAA - Contains violence, minor adult language, and nudity.
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"HALLOWEEN II" [1981-
Universal Pictures] - * * * |
| Taking place where the original left off, the
killer continues to stalk teenagers on Halloween Night. This time, Laurie,
the survivor of the original finds that going to a hospital can’t save
her, as the killer follows! It seems Michael has a certain relationship
with her because he constantly finds a way to follow her. In one scene
a kid is seen carrying a boom-box and a special bulletin explains where
she has went and we see Michael walk aimlessly past a sign that reads "Haddonfield
Memorial Hospital". Meanwhile, Dr. Loomis is stunned to see that Michael
wasn’t killed when he shot him six times, and over the radio the head of
the Smith’s Grove Sanitarium heard that Loomis was there. Loomis was then
called back so the facility wouldn’t risk another problem. The killings
begin to happen again and Loomis can’t find a way to get back!
This film, like the original, is written by Debra Hill and John Carpenter,
and it shows. Though the film is gore filled and quality lacking, it’s
still a respectable follow-up.
Rated R by the MPAA - Contains gory violence, adult language, and nudity.
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"HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE
WITCH" [1982 - Universal Pictures] - * 1/2 |
| Nick Michalak here to present to you a review
of the mixed bag that is "HalloweeN III". Most say it's the bane
of the series, but personally, for me, it's "H20". I mostly agree
with Joe's review of it here on this page (though, I'd give it even LESS
stars than he did), and so, let's get on with this "Season of the Witch"
review.
John Carpenter wanted to leave Michael Myers to ashes and push on into
a new endeavour. He wanted to make a new series of Halloween-related
films, but cohesively, would have no connection to one another. Simply
put, individual & separate stories centering around the ghoulish holiday.
This would be Carpenter's first AND last attempt at that idea. The
non-sequel was panned by critics & fans alike, and there is true reason
to that. But, before I go further, let's layout the plot first.
Dr. Daniel Challis (Tom Atkins) is a physician at a northern California
hospital. One October night, a man named Harry Cambridge is carted
into the emergency room in hysterics. Grasping a Silver Shamrock
Halloween mask and screaming "They're going to kill us all". Naturally,
he seems to have lost his sanity, but when Harry is murdered in his hospital
bed later that night by a mysterious man (Dick Warlock) who shortly thereafter
enters into a car & blows himself sky high, Dr. Challis becomes very
curious as to Harry's claims. His interest is furthered when Harry's
daughter, Ellie, tells Challis what drove her father into hysterics.
Harry Cambridge was investigating the origins of the Silver Shamrock masks,
and to why no orders were being taken for the following year. Daniel
& Ellie trek to Santa Mira (the home of the Silver Shamrock Company)
to find the answers they seek. They are horrified when they discover
that the company owner, Conal Cochrane (Dan O'Herlihy), has implanted microchips,
partially made from mysterious Stonehenge rocks, into the masks, and when
the Silver Shamrock commercial plays with its special jingle, it will kill
countless numbers of children across the country in a horrific manner.
As the night goes on, time draws short, and Daniel Challis must attempt
to thrawt Cochrane's evil, sinister, dreadful plan. Through relentless
android assassins (who all look like Dick Warlock), a treacherous factory,
and more, Dr. Challis desparately races against time to stop this living
nightmare from happening.
This film is good, but not great. Points & counterpoints.
It has a tense & suspenseful story that plays out with some shocking
visuals & lots of android gore (they ooze yellow fluid). Though,
the score by Carpenter & Alan Howarth isn't one to remember, and the
endless & prominent usage of the Silver Shamrock jingle is more annoying
than any commercial you may ever encounter. Director Tommy Lee Wallace
doesn't have much personal style, and certainly makes the visuals feel
very dull. Also, several of the sets & props seem budget-starved.
and the $2.5 million budget re-enforces that statement. If the film
had double that budget, perhaps such things would've looked better.
Though, it wouldn't have saved the film.
Now, Tom Atkins puts in a strong, well-rounded performance here.
He shows the desparation of Challis well, and even more so, the intense
fear at the film's finale. It's a good performance, but at times,
you may feel as though he's out-of-place here. I don't know, it's
difficult to explain. Also, Dan O'Herlihy does a decent job as the
insidious & sadistic Cochrane, but it's not a great performance.
Granted, he's convincingly evil, but barely more than that. We are
given a preview of Cochrane's intended fate for the youth of the country,
and is truly shocking & horrifying, but that alone doesn't amplify
the character of Cochrane. He needed to be more devilish, more demonic,
more purely evil, but O'Herlihy's performance does not reflect that.
So, in the end, we are left with an intensly fearful cliffhanger as
Challis screams at the television station over the phone to shut off the
final commercial. Thrilling & suspenseful finale, and it should
stick with you for sometime. So, what we have is that mixed bag.
The story worked, and the film had it's frightening & thrilling moments,
but the production faultered. Tommy Lee Wallace isn't much of a visionary
director, the score was truly subpar for both Carpenter & Howarth (who
would do great scores for the next three "HalloweeN" films), and perhaps,
this film was done at the wrong time. If it had been made a decade
later, they'd have a bigger budget with better effects, and a higher production
quality. But, as this film is, the quality is low & the effects
are quite poor. So, it's a toss-up. It's a decent watch, but
most any other "HalloweeN" film would be more worth your time.
Rated R by the MPAA - Contains some violence, gore, disturbing imagery,
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"HALLOWEEN 4: THE RETURN OF
MICHAEL MYERS" [1988 - Trancas International
Films, Inc.] - * * * |
| You read right! This is the third installment
of the series, but Part 3 didn’t have to do with the Myers story.
In this story, Jamie, Laurie’s daughter, dreams that her uncle, Michael
Myers will return and stalk her. Jamie’s parents, unfortunately had just
died in a car crash and she ends up living with foster parents. Meanwhile,
Myers, who was dead-asleep in a ten year coma, is being scheduled to return
to The Smith’s Grove Sanitarium. Like always, Loomis tries to stop it and
sure enough the ambulance full of doctors get killed on the transferring
trip. When Loomis finds this out, he goes straight on to what he does best,
stopping Michael!
Other than the horrible Myers mask, this film still provides descent
chills! Director Dwight H. Little provides the atmosphere of the original
and really has a fun time!
Rated R by the MPAA - Contains violence, adult language, nudity, and
mild sexual situations.
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"HALLOWEEN 5: THE REVENGE OF
MICHAEL MYERS" [1989 - Trancas International
Films, Inc.] - * |
| This film was rushed and it shows. Michael continues
to stalk his niece who is now in need of help. Of course, nobody helping
her cares, and many get killed. Dr. Loomis, amazingly always survives and
still continues to help the poor little girl. Jamie finds that she can
see where Michael is going to hit next and seems to have a special bond
with her uncle. Michael wears an even worse-looking mask in this one .
. . HORRIBLE! The ending tries to be touching, but it’s all a waste
of time.
Rated R by the MPAA - Contains gory violence, adult language, and sexual
content.
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"HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL
MYERS" [1995 - Dimension Films] - * * |
| Michael Myers returns once again to Haddonfield,
proceeding to kill his niece, a pregnant Jamie Lloyd. The beginning starts
very dark like "The Crow" and unfortunately stays like that the whole film.
Jaime is quickly disposed of after the opening scene and it is left to
Tommy Doyle (Paul Rudd), a child Laurie babysat (in the original), who
is grown up now, to save her new-born baby. The baby seems to be part of
a cult that Myers and the rest of the family is part of, and the Cult needs
the baby. Again, geez...Donald Pleasence returns as Dr. Loomis (sadly he
died before the first screening). So, totally killing off the original
plot, we find that the movie makes no sense and it is too dark and gory.
This film is directed by the same man as "Hellraiser: Bloodline" and it
shows. For our sake, Joe Chappelle, retire!
Rated R by the MPAA - Contains strong horror violence, and some sexuality.
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"HALLOWEEN H20: TWENTY YEARS
LATER" [1998 - Dimension Films] - * * |
| Well, it’s twenty years later and the "Scream"
crew decided to continue a classic horror series by "modernizing" it. We
then got a very large and unwanted surprise. First off, before I tell you
about the film, I’d like to explain the causes of the problems:
1) One of todays best music composers did the film, John Ottman (You’ll
understand why this is a problem soon)
2) It’s the 90’s! Most teens want something like "Party Of Five" not
like "Friday The 13th"!
3) Steve Miner, one who likes to cover up his former films directs
it.
4) It throws away the plots of 4 through 6.
Okay, this might not look like a huge problem, but it slowly makes the
film fall apart.
Jamie Lee Curtis returns as Laurie Strode, under the identity of a "Ms.
Tate". She now works at a private school that her son goes to. As Halloween
approaches, she finds that pills and booze are the only way out of the
visions of her brother, Michael Myers. Her son senses something is wrong
and knows the truth about the killings. He tries to convince her that she
watched him burn, but that doesn’t help. While all the students go on a
camping trip, four of them shack up in there rooms(one being John, Laurie’s
son). Meanwhile, Myers had found Nurse Marion Whittington(Chambers) house
and found Loomis’ files on Laurie. He found where she was and set off stealing
cars and getting closer as Halloween approached. When Michael got to the
school, all that was blocking him from his sister was a security guard
(LL Cool J.)
To fit in all the stupid little sub-plots would have taken too long
for this review. Now, to explain all the effects of the problems:
1) Ottman’s great music(I have it) was replaced halfway by music from
"Scream". Dimension’s executive producer, Bob Weinstein, wanted a more
"hip" score, which sounded terrible. Throughout the film, kids were saying
that music is from "Scream"!
2) We get too many little sub-plots with problems about boyfriends
and girlfriends(who cares!). We also get a bunch of television actors/actresses
that we’re sick of watching!
3) Soon Miner will complain that this film is horrible.
4) In one scene, we see pictures of dead people that were killed in
4-6 and we also see something in a newspaper article about Jaime Lloyd!
We all think that the story didn’t happen, now we are confused!
There are a few good things, though. The first scene, amazingly, has
the EXACT feeling of the original. Also, the death scenes were quite creative.
I had trouble guessing what Michael would do! The actors were great, but
Jamie Lee's Laurie is totally dead. I don't feel bad for her character.
I just want to say "Stop Yelling!"
Rated R by the MPAA - Contains terror violence, gore, and adult language. |
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"HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION"
[2002 - Dimension Films] - * * *
THIS REVIEW IS COMING SOMETIME SOON. |
| Rated R by the MPAA - Contains strong violence,
language, some sexuality, and brief drug use. |
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