Reviewed by Nicholas J. Michalak
Rating: 9/10
This film is a GREAT thrill ride of horror, terror, and a few laughs
along the way. This film begins decades ago at the Vannacutt Institute
- a place for the criminally insane. The hospital was run by a Dr.
Richard Vannacutt (Jeffrey Combs) who was a disturbed individual performing
some uncommon experiments on these patients in a demented attempt to cure
them. Unfortunately, this opening scene shows us that the inmates
break free of their cages, and erupt in a lethal riot. Much of the
staff is killed including Vannacutt as the hospital in locked down.
The infamous "house on haunted hill" is subsequently condemned, and is
believed to be haunted by all that died within.
Picking up in the present day, Geoffrey Rush stars as Steven Price (named
after Vincent Price, who played this role as Frederick Loren in the original
1958 version). Price is a master of thrills as he designs and owns
multiple amusement / rollercoaster parks all around the country.
Although, when his equally devilish and vindictive wife, Evelyn (Famke
Janssen), decides she wants to celebrate her birthday at the 'House on
Haunted Hill', Price tries to change the invitations on her, but plans
change further due to the dark spirits that lurk inside the house.
When the five guests arrive at the house, they are met by Watson Pritchett
(Chris Kattan), whose grandfather designed the house, and whose father
helped build it. After a bit of a scare to jump start them all, Price
reveals himself and his intentions in grand fashion - he knows no other
way. If these guests can all survive the night, they will each receive
one million dollars each, and if any should die, their money shall be divided
up between the survivors. Obviously, none of them know why they've
been invited to this place, and neither do Steven or Evelyn. The
love-hate relationship between the unhappily married Prices is a juicy
bit of conflict in the film, and provides a lot of fine material for Rush
& Janssen to work with. Their chemistry is deliciously vile.
Things pick up when the house mysteriously goes into lockdown as it did
decades before, and there is no escape. Many of the guests begin
to subscribe to Pritchett's belief that the house is indeed haunted, but
Price believes it's all some twisted scheme by his spiteful wife, who he
would rather see dead. When everyone goes investigating into the
depths of the house, they discover that nothing but death and unimaginable
horror awaits them. Can any of them survive to the dawn, and what
hidden truth has brought them all together tonight?
This movie is genuinely creepy, and at times, can be VERY scary.
It'll get your heart pumping, and have you jolting ut of your seat, at
times. This movie is amazingly well cast and acted. I've seen
a lot of these talents in numerous roles, and have never disappointed.
Saturday Night Live alumnus Chris Kattan provides the expected
comedy for the film as the half-drunk Pritchett. The always enjoyable
and talented Taye Diggs plays the strong heroic type in Eddie Baker, a
former pro-baseball player. There's also the beautiful Ali Larter
from Final Destination fame, and Bridgette Wilson in only her second
horror film role. The wonderfully talented Peter Gallagher (American
Beauty, The O.C.). Capping it off is genre great Jeffrey Combs
from The Re-Animator, The Frighteners, & Star Trek: DS9.
The direction of William Malone is superb as he easily gave us the best
film from Dark Castle Entertainment. The score from Don Davis (The
Matrix Trilogy) sets an omnious mood throughout that enhances every
chilling moment. The production design is unique, classic, and fabulous
creating a dark, creepy envirnoment in the basement scenes, and offering
a very classy 1930s or 40s style of design in the main floor of the house.
Finally, the cinematography of Rick Bota (director of Hellraiser: Hellseeker)
is stylish and effective. I highly recommend seeing this film because,
even though I've never seen the original House On Haunted Hill,
I can that this modern remake must've lived up to any high expectations
one might hold! I give it only 9 out of 10 because the ending does
feel as though it comes a little fast, but is still cool, though.
The DVD has some nice features, and is definitely worth your money.
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