Reviewed by Nicholas J. Michalak
Rating: 3/10
Warlock: The Armageddon brings the Warlock (Julian Sands) back
from oblivion, but this sequel would've been better off staying in oblivion.
The golden-maned Sands portrays the Warlock far more devlishly in this
one with a darker charm, but has no worthy or even respectable adversary
this time around. Sands essentially carries the entire movie, and
any scene without him is rather uninteresting. His charisma and charm
on screen is so electric that you simply crave more of it when he leaves
the screen. The plot doesn't offer anything all that engaging or
particularly special.
The Warlock is brought back to recover a collection of gems that, together,
can destroy all of creation (yes, again) by bringing his father, Satan,
into our world. Meanwhile, in some rural town two teenagers are chosen
to be trained and fight the Warlock. Chris Young and Paula Marshall
play those two youths who aren't too fond of their parents having to kill
them first before being embued with these new special powers. Frankly,
they care more about what they're gonna do on Saturday night than being
the saviors of all creation. These two amateurs are expected to go
up against the unholy spawn of Satan, and prevail? I can only suspend
my disbelief so much before a premise becomes laughable. Truly, I
was more involved in the Warlock and his quest to destroy humanity than
caring about this rural pair of teens in love being forced into a situation
they want nothing to do with. Honestly, I wanted this film to have
nothing to do with them. It's rather sad when you actually want the
villian to destroy all of existence - at least we'll be spared more sequels.
Of course, Sands was not brought back for Warlock III: The End of Innocence
which was a non-sequel casting Bruce Payne in the title role.
This sequel is much gorier than the original, but the story and characters
are far weaker. It's not a question of bad acting, it's a question
of a bad script. Screenwriters Kevin Rock & Sam Bernard did not
write any notable films in their careers, and this one is no different.
Director Anthony Hickox had just finished Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth,
and I feel this film is worse than that uneven sequel. Hickox directed
some decent horror films like Waxwork & Waxwork II, but after
this film, he never directed another recognizable film. At best,
he's proven to be a b-grade director not capable of producing anything
without a hefty helping of cheese. Ultimately, looking over the credits
of this film, the only notable talent involved is Julian Sands. From
the screenwriters to the director of photography to the music composer,
there's nobody of note here. Charles Hallahan (The Thing)
and Zach Galligan (Gremlins, Waxwork) do have roles here, but they're
nothing more than essentially inconsequential supporting roles.
I can say that the visual and makeup effects are entirely superior to
the previous film, and that's bizarre since this film's budget was $4 million
less than the first film. The powers of the Warlock are exponentially
more extensive and destructive here than in the first movie, but it doesn't
matter when the story loses the heart and the charm that the first had
with Redferne (Richard E. Grant). Again, Warlock: The Armageddon
is really cheesey and pathetically weak in nearly every facet - Sands being
the only exception. This sequel is okay if you want to see more of
Julian Sands' purely evil, sadistic, and wonderfully devilish performance,
but that is all that is worth seeing in this film. The original Warlock
wasn't any major blockbuster success, and so, Trimark probably didn't feel
that much effort needed to be put forth for a sequel. Not to mention
that Trimark was rarely known for anything but B movies and direct-to-video
fare (they've since been absorbed by Lion's Gate Films). If the first
movie was filmed as well as this one, and had this much gore - it would've
kicked some real ass. Unfortunately, what really is the most important
aspect with both is good story and character. This film lacks both
whereas the original Warlock really had it in good amounts.
So, I really am left to stick this film with a 3/10 rating. See it
if you want, but you're not missing much otherwise. At best, it's
cheesy early 90s horror shlock, but was there any other kind in 1993?
Either go rent the original Warlock, or if you really want some
bad ass demonic vanquishing, try Constantine. |